My friend waited 9 hours at the airport for me to pick her up. When I got there and she complained about waiting so long I asked her why she didn't just take the bus. She told me she didn't want to look like a crazy or poor person. -WALE

I had an extra ticket to a NASCAR race and when I invited my friend, he told me he would rather watch Days of Thunder because the real thing was never as good. - WALE