A friend of mine skipped out on after work drinks because a local radio station was giving away Weezer tickets and she HAD to have them. - WALE

A customer balked when she returned a TV to find out she had to pay a 15% restocking fee accusing of us not informing her. When I pointed at the huge yellow sticker/seal that said "STOP" that she had to break to open the box, she told me she had illegal Mexicans set it up for her and that they couldn't read it in English. - WALE

A friend who we hadn't seen in almost two years came by to visit. Up to his usual tricks, he began hitting on a girl and was getting ready to vanish with her. When I jumped in to ask if maybe he should make an exception this time for his friends, he told us if he did that he could end up getting rusty. - WALE

A friend of mine recently discovered she got an STD from her cheating ex-boyfriend, I confronted him about it asking him what the hell he was thinking. He told me he thought they went away after enough time. - WALE

A customer complained to my manager one time when I refused to serve her crying child a pizza. I work at a steakhouse and when I told her we couldn't she said that our competition could and that she didn't feel like we cared so that her entire meal should be free. - WALE

I went to start up the car one time only to notice it was practically on Empty. The closest gas station is about five miles away from where we live. Rather then take chances I grabbed a gas can and hopped in the other car which had the same situation. When I asked my wife why both our cars were empty, she told me hers had run out and so she took my car out. When I asked her why she didn't fill up, she told me it was too cold outside. - WALE

A customer told me he couldn't buy the extended warranty because he was going to die soon. - WALE

My friend told me he couldn't hang out the day after thanksgiving (my birthday) because there was a good chance he wouldn't be able to move after the amount of turkey he would eat the day before. - WALE

One time, we couldn't go to a bar because it was a favorite spot of our friends ex-girlfriend's twin sister and he couldn't stand the sight of seeing anything resembling her. They broke up three years ago. - WALE

A guy tried to get out of a ticket for parking in a handicap spot by accusing me of violating the same law (my squad car was parked adjacent to his to detain him) and that if I was going to write him up, he wanted to write me up. -WALE

My son informed me that if I wasn't going to let him help decided what I planned on making for dinner, I couldn't involve him in the plans for cleaning up the dishes afterward. - WALE

At my birthday party, a friend of mine went out of the way to tell me he didn't get me anything because he didn't believe in it. Not really caring, I asked him why he accepted my gift earlier in the year. He told me that was my own mistake and I should have known better. - WALE