A customer told me he couldn't buy the extended warranty because he was going to die soon. - WALE

My friend told me he couldn't hang out the day after thanksgiving (my birthday) because there was a good chance he wouldn't be able to move after the amount of turkey he would eat the day before. - WALE

One time, we couldn't go to a bar because it was a favorite spot of our friends ex-girlfriend's twin sister and he couldn't stand the sight of seeing anything resembling her. They broke up three years ago. - WALE

A guy tried to get out of a ticket for parking in a handicap spot by accusing me of violating the same law (my squad car was parked adjacent to his to detain him) and that if I was going to write him up, he wanted to write me up. -WALE

My son informed me that if I wasn't going to let him help decided what I planned on making for dinner, I couldn't involve him in the plans for cleaning up the dishes afterward. - WALE

At my birthday party, a friend of mine went out of the way to tell me he didn't get me anything because he didn't believe in it. Not really caring, I asked him why he accepted my gift earlier in the year. He told me that was my own mistake and I should have known better. - WALE