After dating a girl for a few weeks, we went back to my place one night and started making out on the bed. She decided she couldn’t date me anymore when she saw my child’s size “special” helmet that I wore as a child after a head injury and kept to remind me of what I had overcome. - WALE

My girlfriend and I had just gotten a place together and decided to split the chores evenly. I had cooked a challenging meal and afterward was told that even though it was her turn, she couldn't do the dishes because she had just gotten her nails done. - WALE

I was out of town on my birthday and my boyfriend forgot all about it. He said it didn't matter because we had already celebrated it the weekend before and that the "specialness" had already passed. - WALE


I asked a neighbor of mine if some of the local kids could wash his car for one dollar to fund a trip to Disneyland. He said no because it was going to rain. There wasn't a cloud in the sky. - WALE

Today a customer at my work was balking about her late fee of 16 days. She explained the reason she couldn’t return them on time was because her hamster had died. – WALE

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