A customer tried to get a refund on his cappuccino because a noisy car alarm outside was disturbing his zen and ruining his coffee experience. - WALE

A potential juror tried to get out of jury duty by saying he was a racist and would probably not be fair to the defendant. All the people involved in the case were the same ethnicity as the juror. – WALE

A juror got out of jury duty by telling the court that he had been wrongfully convicted in his own trial and couldn’t wait to “screw someone else over.” – WALE

To get out of jury duty, I tried to convince the court I was contagious with the flu. I got out, but first had to get inoculated with both vaccines by the Courthouse’s nurse. – WALE

A guy tried to be exempt from jury duty because he refused to enter the metal detector feeling undignified and embarrassed to have to remove his belt and hold his pants up just to get into the courthouse. – WALE

A customer demanded to be served before other patrons waiting in line because he was in a “hurry” for his big break as an extra in an episode of CSI, and that everyone should understand this was his chance for stardom. - WALE