I had a stage 5 clinger who wouldn't leave me alone. Attempt after attempt he wouldn't get the message that I wasn't interested. In deseperation, I told him that I had witnessed a heinous crime and was being put in the witness protection program. I changed my phone number, and tweaked my name on social websites so that I couldn't be found. - WALE

I had just been dumped after a long and serious relationship and asked a friend if she could go grab a drink with me to get it off my mind. She told me that it was her “TV night” with her fiancée and that she couldn’t miss it. She has Tivo. - WALE

My sister and I had just bought expensive tickets to see our favorite band up close. At the last minute she told me she couldn’t go. I scrambled to dump the ticket and ended up going with this guy that desperately would like to date me. While at the concert, I saw my sister. When I asked her what was going on, she told me had decided to go with another group of friends up in the cheap seats because a boy she really liked would be with them. - WALE

This guy from my school had asked me out and I wasn’t that into him, but he seemed like a nice enough guy that one date wouldn’t hurt. We were supposed to go to the zoo, but before we could go, I met another guy who I hit it off with really well. I completely forgot about my other date at the zoo. When I saw the guy from school he asked me what had happened, before I could say anything my new man showed up with flowers. I told my classmate that the guy was my brother and it was my birthday. - WALE

My boyfriend and I were on a break, but things had been looking on the bright side. One night he came over in the middle of the night and told me that I was the one. The next day I went to visit him at work, but he wasn’t there. Then I got a call from a friend saying he was the movies with another girl. When I caught him there, he told me she’d be leaving in a few days. - WALE

I hooked up one of my girlfriends with a guy I knew from work and when I asked her how the date went she said she couldn't date him because she noticed when she got in his car that his forearms were too short. I still don’t know what that means. - WALE