It was my eighteenth birthday party and I had everyone from my class at my house. At one point my iPod Touch went missing. We locked down the house and searched everyone. One of my “friends” found it out in the backyard in the “bushes.” – WALE

My birthday was coming up and my boyfriend told me we’d be doing something fun for my birthday. The day of, I’m informed that he went to San Francisco. When I asked about that fun thing we would be doing he told me he had sent me a card. – WALE

A customer returned a set of DJ headphones and when I asked him what was wrong with them, he told me they made his head look really small. – WALE

I moved across the United States and my friend is always harping on me to visit. One day she called me and told me that she had over two thousands dollars saved in the bank, and then started giving me grief about not coming out to see her. When I asked her why she couldn’t come out to visit me, she told me doesn’t have any money. – WALE

One of my associates disappeared from work for a while. When they came back I spoke to them about the disappearance but then repeated it again. When I asked the reasoning behind it, they replied "I only come in when I need the money." – WALE

A large party for a friends going away celebration was canceled last minute when the host’ called us telling us her boyfriend had fallen asleep in the bathtub and flooded the apartment complex. I went by a month or two later to say hi and when I used the bathroom I noticed they only have a shower with no tub. – WALE

On Sundays, a lot of my friends get together to play sports. After a few hours I was hungry and my boyfriend offered to drive through Taco Bell. I gave him some cash and sent him on his way. When he got back I found him eating the last taco. I asked where my food was and he told me he didn’t have anything else because he didn’t know what I wanted. – WALE