I was playing a game against someone on online today. The game was not going in my opponents favor and all of a sudden they wrote in the chat window "sorry I have to go work on my car" and left the game. –WALE

A student’s paper was due today, but he didn’t have it. He told me he had it, but it was locked in his car along with his keys. – WALE

I asked my best friend for some gas money (after dropping him off) that I really needed. He told me he couldn’t help me out until next paycheck because he was buying TWO video games today. – WALE

A person who got my phone number by stalking me on facebook called me the other day. Not recognizing the number, I picked up, but didn’t say anything. When he finally spoke up and I recognized the voice, I handed the phone to my friend who answered only in Spanish telling him he had the wrong number. – WALE

My girlfriend at the time and I were at our hotel on our trip to California. I figured this was the best time to take the next step in our relationship. She decided otherwise saying she didn’t want to risk being naked in case an earthquake happened. – WALE

An employee once told us that upon getting back from his vacation he had learned that his father had passed away. We all covered his shifts and got him a bunch of feel better cards and balloons. It turned out he lied about that to get a few extra days of pay for bereavement to extend his trip to the Bahamas. - WALE

My boss fired a dude because he would clock out THEN turn on the security system. This was apparently against protocol and she said that he should have acquired 75 cents more of pay the last 6 months. He said that he would take the 75 cents of pay and continue working but my boss said she had emotionally moved on and had another worker ready to take his place. - WALE