One time while riding an elevator with a cute guy, suddenly it smelled really REALLY bad. The smell became so unbearable I finally couldn’t take it. When I glared at the guy, he paused and without missing a beat told me, “It must have been you.” - WALE

A friend of mine had just gotten back into town and called me up to go to dinner to share his stories. I told him, I didn’t really have much cash, and he insisted he would buy. He told me all about England and when it came time to pay, he looked at me and frowned saying he still had all his money in pounds and notes and hadn’t had a chance to convert it back to American dollars. - WALE

This is a true story. In South Carolina, a man pleaded innocent to murdering his wife saying it was actually a suicide that he tried to make look like a murder so she could still get full rights for burial in her church. – WALE

It was getting late and I told my son he needed to stop playing his video games and finish his homework. He paused and turned around saying he shouldn’t have to. When I asked him why he figured that, he told me that if he was going to someday be a video game designer he had to play a lot of games to learn what he needed to know to be successful at it. - WALE

A friend of mine discovered that someone had stolen and used some of my artwork I had put on my website. When I confronted the person about it, he told me I should be thanking him for taking mine instead of someone else's because it's better. – WALE

It had been raining recently, and when the storm finally let up, we decided to go catch some dinner after lunch. It was getting late and as we headed back to our cars, one of our friends notices a random sandbag lying around in the parking garage and threw it off to the side. Immediately a police officer (our mall uses real police) stopped us asking us to explain what we were doing and why we had thrown the sand bag. He asked us a variety of questions from vandalism to if the bag was filled with cocaine. Thinking he was just messing with us (we were all in church clothes. One of us even had on a sweater vest!) we just went with it. At the end of it he wrote us tickets! When we asked what for, he said we had just violated curfew when it was HIM who had delayed us for 15 minutes! - WALE