A guy got pissed off when he found out his daughter’s happy meal had a hot wheel instead of a Barbie toy. He asked me how I could find this acceptable and when I told him we had run out of Barbies, he told me would never come back to a McDonald’s because they were trying to make his girl a tomboy. – WALE

I dated a guy who never answered his phone at night. His excuse was always "Sorry hun that I couldn’t call you sooner, I left my charger at work so my phone was dead.” – WALE

I was once really late to work and when trying to get out of it, I explained that I was watching baseball with my dad who I never get to see and our favorite team was in the playoffs and went into overtime. It was January, there was no baseball, and my mom raised me by herself. – WALE

A guy cancelled our date because he was trying to potty train his kitten and couldn’t leave it unattended. – WALE

A guy slipped and fell outside of our establishment while it was raining. He told us he would sue because we didn’t prevent the ground from getting wet. – WALE

My husband commutes long distances everyday for work and is always stuck in traffic. I recommended to him the Toyota Prius because it has great gas mileage and can use the carpool lane. He came home with a motorcycle instead saying that he listened to me about the benefits he should look for but never mentioned it had to have four wheels. - WALE