I had been starving all day, and when my co-worker finally returned from his lunch (which was him just sitting in the break room reading), he said he’d be right back and went to the restroom. 20 minutes passed before he came back and I was angry. When I asked him why he didn’t do that on his break, he told me if he was going to use the bathroom he was going to get paid for it. – WALE

My husband had to go pick up some item from the sports shop on our way home. Not being interested to join him, I optioned to stay in the car. When he took the keys (for his discount card) I asked him if he could park in the shade. He told me it would be a crime to not show off his new car and paint job right up front in the sun. – WALE

A woman tried to purchase clothes one time with food stamps. My manager came out and she argued with him that she should be able to. When the manager asked why, the woman replied, “Everyone has to eat sometime so these should be gold.” – WALE

My girlfriend and I were walking home from school the other day. I had my bag, my football practice bag and her backpack. All she was carrying was one text book. When her cell phone rang she asked me to grab the book and when I asked her if maybe she could just two one things at once, she told me it could aggravate her asthma condition. – WALE

While working as a toll booth operator, a man rolled up to me one time saying he no longer had the money to pay the toll. He told me that he did have it, but while idling waiting to come up, a bum from the side of the road had come up and snatched his only $5 dollar bill. – WALE

I came to realize that a customer at my work regularly kicks the door wide open. The door isn’t in the best of shape and when I confronted him on it, he told me didn’t want other people’s germs on his hands or anywhere else and that if I didn’t like it we should install an automatic door. – WALE

My boyfriend came home from a weekend with friends with a fat hickey on his neck. When I asked him what the hell was going on, he told me to relax and that it was just a bet that one of his friend’s little sister’s didn’t know how to give them. - WALE